June 8, 2010 Voter Guide

Remember, False Profit loves you. We put our heads together and wrote up a guide for your trip to the polls this coming Tuesday, June 8. Click through for:

A cheat sheet for you ravers on autopilot,
Quick summaries for those who can stop dancing for long enough to dig into our reasoning, and
A whole matrix of [...]

False Profit supports Murray Hill

While the Company would normally not support a Republican candidate, Murray Hill’s recent announcement that it’s running for Congress is clearly a new kind of campaign. When one considers all the weaknesses — human weaknesses — associated with not only the incumbent but also any other non-corporate candidate, Murray Hill clearly wins our vote.

FP Mobile

As we glide ever so gracefully into the future, it has come to the attention of False Profit’s technical advisors that mobile devices are increasingly integrated into our daily lives. With this in mind, The Company is making two crucial announcements today. First, our web site now has a dramatically different appearance when viewed with an iPhone, Android, or BlackBerry Storm, intended to smooth the flow of information directly into your eyes. Second, we are offering a free download of corporate images that can be used as backgrounds on your iPhone, Palm Pre, or Android phone. Please enjoy.

Profit vs Prophet

Props to The Mantis Project.

The False Profit 2008 Voter Guide

Here are False Profit’s recommendations in this election for ravers who vote and voters who rave. Print the summary and take it with you to the poll. Saves brain cells, especially with more ballot measures than there are letters in the alphabet!
Check it out.
And no matter what, VOTE!