Equity: Lotus Drops & Sariah Storm

Lotus Drops (olives, mushrooms, artichoke hearts)
Sariah Storm (veggie combo)

A militant splinter faction of False Profit, LLC identified only by the deliberately mysterious digraph “XX” has demanded control of the company’s monthly happy hour party and installed a new lineup.
Their agenda is unclear but seems to focus on issues of low-frequency audio and the associated political [...]

Equity: Dov and Ra So

Dov (spinach, feta, mushroom)
Ra So (pesto, veggie combo)
Huddle in the booths with your cronies or hustle on the dancefloor with your homies. We have two superlative selectors ready to convert workday stress into bassline pressure.

Equity: benchun, Dr. Toast, Obi-J

We’re getting the band back together.
benchun (Pineapple and Pepperoncini)
Dr. Toast (Pineapple and Jalapeno)
Obi-J (Artichoke, Spinich, and Feta)

If you like to think about things in terms of pressure, come decompress. It’s happy hour.

Equity: Lokae and Eugene Steele

It is rumored that key members of the Institute for Bass Rights, a secretive new-economy think tank, frequent Il Pirata on certain Wednesdays. Furthermore, it has been confirmed by a reliable source that $2 Red Stripes are always available. And you just never know when the odd ex-President will show up with a couple of [...]

Equity: Ill.Gates (downtempo set) and Shipwrek

Ill.Gates (fancy artichoke business… hold the cheese)
Shipwrek (pineapple/jalepeno)

A special post-Priceless treat to ease us back into the city life: Shipwrek, False Profit’s newest producer, debuts his laptop genius along with a rare chill set from our friend from Toronto, mister Ill.Gates.