Equity: Pym and F’kir

As a firestorm of controversy brews throughout the nation, Company officials urge investors to remain calm. Should you feel agitated, consider these simple scenarios:
Is having the accelerator stuck in the down position really a problem? Aim for happy hour.
Need to escape a boring Tea Party? Try the $2 Red Stripes.
Recently elected to the senate? Chill [...]

Equity: ganucheau and mastermind theatre

ganucheau (feta/sundried tomatoes/artichoke)
mastermind theatre (pineapple/mushroom)

The balance of power in the ancient San Francisco-New York battle for cultural supremacy has tipped back and forth over the past decade, with some kind of physics-inspired Conservation of Awesomeness law holding it all together. Your hometown favorite, uh, town here suffered a serious loss in 09 when Matt Ganucheau [...]

Equity: Chlorophil and DF TRAM

So you didn’t get to go to Copenhagen for the big rave. I understand. The economy and all. It’s OK… there will be tons of other parties before the oil runs out. And you can console yourself for the time being with our finest local policymakers:
Chlorophil (olives, mushrooms, green peppers)
DF TRAM (veggie combo)
You’re invited to [...]

Equity: Lotus Drops & Sariah Storm

Lotus Drops (olives, mushrooms, artichoke hearts)
Sariah Storm (veggie combo)

A militant splinter faction of False Profit, LLC identified only by the deliberately mysterious digraph “XX” has demanded control of the company’s monthly happy hour party and installed a new lineup.
Their agenda is unclear but seems to focus on issues of low-frequency audio and the associated political [...]

Equity: Dov and Ra So

Dov (spinach, feta, mushroom)
Ra So (pesto, veggie combo)
Huddle in the booths with your cronies or hustle on the dancefloor with your homies. We have two superlative selectors ready to convert workday stress into bassline pressure.