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Dividend: Ana Sia, Kozee, Beth Murphy
4/26 Dividend: Women on Deck
Maximize your Dividend investments this week with lady DJs dropping the first beats of the FP spring season.
False Profit announces first-quarter beat earnings exceeding even the most optimistic estimates.
“We’re not going to stop there. Once you get an organization going, momentum continues, ” says Andrea Brooks, Chief Mascot Trainer.
Brendan Colloran, [...]
Dividend: djunya, DJ scout, Obi-J
False Profit LLC and Partners Totally Blow Up Spot
SAN FRANCISCO — Investor confidence is on the rise this month, following reports that the Consumer Bass Index is projected to hit a record high. According to Low-End Analyst Sam Pearlman “we expect the CBI to plateau sometime shortly after midnight on Thursday, February 22 — probably [...]
Dividend: Carbon Community, Hypnotech, Piotron, DJJD
The futures market will see a spike in activity this Thursday, predict
masterminds at the False Profit think tank. The speculations have emerged
in light of a recent decision to appoint the following sonic brokers at
this months regular meeting of investors:
* Carbon Community (bless records, sober music, play recordings)
* Hypnotech (addictech)
* Piotron (downLow)
* DJJD (aka Palindrome) [...]
Dividend: b0t23, Danny Corn, Pongoid
We’re a few days late for the tree ritual, but don’t despair. Dividend will be delivering the holiday goodies this year after all.
And what goody goodies they are:
b0t23 (ELM, Portland) joins us fresh in from London (where he was kickin it with the Colony Productions crew) and passing through SF on his way back to [...]
Dividend: Ernie Trevino, Zapper, Techture
Temporary Relocation
In a move designed to strengthen primary life enjoyment facilitation operation strategies, False Profit, LLC is pleased to announce the temporary relocation of the Dividend monthly conference and life investment opportunity. Capitalizing on the current reconstruction operations being undertaken by Nickie’s BBQ, the company has forged a strategic alliance with Blasthaus and Rx Gallery, [...]
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