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Dividend: Eskmo, EPROM & Comma

October 25, 2007

October 25th
Poleng Lounge
10p-2a
$5
Eskmo (Native State/Cyberfunk)
EPROM (Nexus)
Comma (Slidecamp)
Live painting by Marc Scheff

Dividend: RD, Boreta, Mr. Rogers, Genji

September 27, 2007

DIVIDEND @ Poleng Lounge
1751 Fulton Ave @ Masonic
10-2a / $5
Boreta/RD (Glitch Mob)
Mr. Rogers (Ooze System/Full Melt)
Genji (Word of Mouth)
San Francisco — Mathematicians from the Equations Program of False Profit, LLC recently announced plans to disprove a widely-accepted arithmetical operation: Division.
“We’ve been seduced by the simple allure of division,” said Bex Hurwitz, a senior Computational Adjuster, [...]

Dividend: Fashion and Bass (benchun, Neptune, F’kir)

July 26, 2007

Coming on the heels of Priceless — where False Profit, LLC successfully saturated the market with both High and Low End necessities — yet another market bomb is on the way. The investor-friendly company is teaming up with Missing Piece and diversifying its assets in order to bring investors a Dividend of both Bass and [...]

Dividend: Kitty-D, Ana Sia, Lux

June 28, 2007

False Profit, LLC has just released the results of a three-year study entitled, “Inner Ear Neural Linkage to the ‘More’ Impulse”, which challenges the widely held belief that people desire money. The study revealed that the ‘More’ impulse — commonly deployed by economic behaviorist models to account for people’s apparent desire for profit — [...]

Dividend: Ooah, Danny Corn, Dr. Toast

May 24, 2007

New York, USA – Traders were puzzled yesterday, watching from the floor of the New York Bass Exchange, as an irregular spike in the Consumer Bass Index left the IT Specialists at the Exchange scratching their heads.
“The Index always keeps a steady rhythm. We’d never seen it spike like that before,” said Naomi Dabby, the [...]

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