Business Model

False Profit is one of the greediest companies you’ll ever encounter. It is a corporation that guarantees far higher returns for our investors than other corporations. And we settle for nothing less.

We achieve our unprecedented returns by circumventing a problematic placeholder held dear by most corporations: capital. Unlike most companies, False Profit pays our investors directly with cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. Providing genuine life experiences directly to our investors is far more efficient than converting all the value we create into capital, and then distributing that. Our ultra-efficient method for distributing value to our investors ensures that investments in False Profit yield far more than comparable investments in the capital-oriented corporate structure.

Not only has False Profit pioneered the direct-deposit life dividend, we’re also encouraging investments that are similarly efficient. We strongly encourage prospective investors to contribute value directly from themselves — their intrinsic value — to our Company. We don’t require that investors go through the costly process of converting a person’s valued quantities into capital — they can simply invest their time, energy, inspiration, and love directly into the company.

False Profit makes no effort to remove itself from the world of capital; we are, after all, living in a material world. But The Corporation primarily seeks to develop and intensify our transactions that directly involve value and directly involve real people. Our company will thereby be so connected to value that it will avoid the destructive tendencies afflicting other corporations — the tendencies that separate corporations from real values like the preservation of the environment and fairness to far-away people. This is False Profit’s vision of better living through better corporations.