Spring Training

You know the drill.

Sunday, May 22 at Joaquin Miller Park, 12-8pm.

Original photo by Lukas

benchun
Digital Rust
Dr. Toast
Eugene Steele
Evolutionista
Obi-J
Shipwrek
Tinker

sound by Word of Mouth and Liminal Audio

Let’s go now the the live discussion at False Profit, LLC
headquarters, where Board Members, Agent Provocateurs, Market-Bassed
Researchers, Portfolio Designers, and dozens of Retirees are engaged
in an epic game of one-upmanship that’s lasted into the wee hours of
the early evening.

6:34 Dance401k: All I’m saying is my knees are in worse condition
than yours. I don’t know how I’m gonna get through Saturday night at
Raindance without Spring Training rehab.

6:35 ChairOfSomething: True. Without some serious Spring Training, my
doctor says I’m courting a serious sun-stroke at the Priceless beach
party.

6:36 ZeroReturn: Investors are clamoring for Spring Training in the
worst way. Without it, they may lack the confidence necessary to
propel the campout season.

6:58 LoveBassNotFish: People! Stop falling asleep at the meeting. I
know it’s late, but Spring Training is extremely necessary.

6:59 MarketPsychoAnalyst: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Spring Traaaaaaaining! What what!

7:00 ThatTrack?Seriously: We’re not actually AT the obscenely
beautiful Joaquin Miller Park yet, so maybe hold off on that stuff
until then, yeah?

7:01 Co-orporation: Look. We need this. Spring Training is the
lynchpin of our aggressive summer Low-End marketing strategy.

7:02 Prez4Life: That settles It. We’re scheduling Spring Training for
Sunday, May 22 at Joaquin Miller Park. 12-8pm.