So you didn’t get to go to Copenhagen for the big rave. I understand. The economy and all. It’s OK… there will be tons of other parties before the oil runs out. And you can console yourself for the time being with our finest local policymakers:

Chlorophil (olives, mushrooms, green peppers)
DF TRAM (veggie combo)

You’re invited to join us in a discussion of the new False Profit initiative WarmSF, a package of treaties intended to bring at least some of the benefits of global warming to our currently ass-freezing city. New research indicates that subwoofers might be able to function as temporary warming devices, shaking you back to a reasonable temperature the same way that shivering heats the body. It’s time to dance politics.