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False Profit, LLC: Bigger than Money

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our corporate competitors.

Read The False Profit Manifesto for more details.