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False Profit Labs at Yuri’s Night

In addition to the great music and amazing talent that Yuri’s Night is known for bringing out, we’re happy to announce that False Profit Labs will be debuting our new Hydrogen Economy installation. This is the first chance for investors to preview our new Hydrogen Chamber and new hydrogen bubble machines. Along with 80 other science and art experiments (only 2 others with fire!), we are looking forward to celebrating the first man in space and the adventurous and inventive spirit of that mission.

Published:: 04.02.08 / 4pm

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False Profit, LLC: The Company that is Bigger than Money.

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our corporate competitors.

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