Dirty at DNA Lounge

SAN FRANCISCO — With real-estate prices shaky and once-sure bets in land deals now laughable fantasy, prudent investors are beginning to doubt the stability of the very ground beneath their feet. Bucking this trend, maverick market player False Profit, LLC is investing aggressively in large-scale dirt operations and many dirt-related market sectors.

In a move immediately and widely hailed as ingenious, Christopher Linder, VP, Strategic Planning Division, has just announced a strategic partnership with Evil Breaks, whose strong core technologies closely align with False
Profit’s long-term strategies. With the ink just dry, Linder indicated the deal goes live on February 22nd. “We see real opportunities predicted in the recent dance-floor land-use patterns of Northern Californians. Opportunities other firms might not have unearthed early on are now mushrooming explosively, and Evil Breaks’ intercontinental life-quality enhancement program DIRTY clearly falls into this category,” claimed Linder in an impromptu press conference.

“With our dedicated research team digging in full-time to help EB cultivate complementary operating paradigms and incubate new species of enjoyment, this is truly a fertile combination,” he added.

The announcement has sent shock-waves through world-wide junk, crunk, filth and grime trading communities, as investors hurry to realign their portfolios. False Profit’s consulting division is fielding a massive number of inquiries. Reached for comment waterskiing in Dubai, James Reynolds, False Profit’s Executive VP of Whomptronics offered this bit of advice: “We’re unabashedly suggesting all investors should fill out their portfolios with a selection of DIRTY beats, funked-up breaks, seismic wobbles, gritty textures and filthy, nasty, sexed-up basslines, as every player in this dynamic segment is poised to thrive mightily.”

As part of False Profit’s commitment to all things DIRTY, a dividend arising from this exciting partnership will be paid to all shareholders, and will be issued in the form of 50 trees, planted by the Arbor Day Foundation. Quothe Mr. Reynolds, “It’s just one more way Better Living can be yours today.”

Evil Breaks & False Profit present:
DIRTY

Friday, February 22nd
DNA Lounge (375 11th st.)
$10 presales available @ www.Groovetickets.com
$10 b4 11pm/$15 after that
10pm - 4am??
21+ w/ID

Evil Breaks is teaming up with False Profit for this one, and along with the 2 UK headliners and a stellar local lineup, this is really one you can’t afford to miss.

AMB
(Chi-Recordings/Sinister/Money Shot/Audio Therapy/EQ) - UK

Here’s a recent mix of his on FCB’s radio show “Ablak-A-Dubra.” FCB has the 1st hour, and AMB is the 2nd.
http://www.chi-recordings.com/zenek/mixek/radio/AAD/AAD_20071212.mp3

Diverted
(Diverted Traffic/TCR/Sokolov Sounds/Mofo/ibreaks) - UK

Check out a recent mini-mix from Diverted.
http://brycefarrah.com/noHands/DivertedJan30MinMix.mp3

Carbon Community
(Sober Music/Bless Records/Moonshine/E.B.)

Along with E.B. dj’s:

Aaron Jae (E.B./Space Cowboys)
Bam (E.B./Invibe)
M.O.D. (E.B.)

False Profit upstairs:

Dr. Toast (FP)
Alxndr (Downlow/FP/Transported SF)
Obi-J (FP)
DJJD (FP)

Visuals by Dax
(Xenos Studios, Dax Presents)

More info @ www.EvilBreaks.com