Shift

the machine is reaching full power.

the executives at false profit llc have been taking stock.

critical speed achieved: 88mph.

recent observations have caused us to ask where we came from, and where we’re going.

roger. all systems go.

but the past is hidden in faded memory; the future a matter of idle speculation.

wait… uh oh…

the solution was obvious: go there. or rather, go then. so we put our engineers on the case.

i think we broke it!

they built us a time machine.

broke what?

and it worked. or it will have worked. or… it’s working?… well, mostly. but a wire got crossed in there somewhen, and things are a bit muddled.

TIME

but some things are clear:
we know where we came from. we’ll find where we’re going.
will you join us?

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We invite you to shift your attention towards another time when things were different. Was that ancient history or a future opportunity? False Profit is working around the clock to create a world of exploration from the age of ancient civilizations to future space alien societies. Please come prepared and dust off your finest costume from any point in time, past or future, for this special celebration. We’re bringing you more than a time traveling NYE party with 2 rooms of music in an underground warehouse — we’re traveling back to a time when it was all about the music, when it was all about the PLUR, by creating opportunity to connect with others through various activities and spaces such as the Trans-temporal Saloon and Sensorium serving up cocktails from other dimensions AND THEN SOME… This will be one for the, uh…books.

To celebrate a year gone by, we plan to create a Photo Archive where you can post and share your favorite moments from 2007. By the end of the night there will be a year’s worth of community memories for everyone to see. Please bring photos to add to the record.

This year we have opened up our invitations to everyone, however this will still be an intimate community event with only 350 presale tickets, none being sold at the door. Doors will be closed between midnight and 1am, so please do not arrive during this time. There will also be no ins-and-outs, so please bring what you need for the night. Information on info line phone number and San Francisco warehouse location available only to those who purchase tickets.

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10pm - 6am

Alxndr (False Profit/Downlow)
benchun (False Profit)
DJJD (False Profit
Dr. Toast (False Profit)
maer (False Profit)
Obi-j (False Profit)
dj_spaceinvader (mk2)
f’kir (elderfae)
Genji (Syatic Media/Word of Mouth)
Hypnotech (Addictech)
Kitty-D (Apocalypse Meow)

$20
presales only - http://www.inticketing.com/evinfo.php?eventid=21363
no tickets will be available at the door

**DISCLAIMER***
PLUR: peace. love. unity. respect. a set of values popularized by early 1990s rave culture. jaded folks out there, don’t let this word freak you out. i know right now you’re picturing pacifier sucking, dust mask wearing candy ravers rolling their faces off– but hold up!– we are taking back the PLUR! let’s transcend division and judgement and create a party environment with the openness and love that we all are capable of. we want to see smiles on the dance floor and conversations with strangers! let’s see what we can do to shift our perspectives, break down barriers, connect, and rebuild community that is rooted in PLUR-arrific values. “cheesy” you say? yeah, we’re all up in that fromage. it’s a risk, we know…but we’re willing to take it.