Equity: Chris Sia and Aaron Jae
Chris Sia (salad)
Aaron Jae (pesto and pineapple)
Happy Hour at Il Pirata
16th and Utah
Major pizza-related news from False Profit Headquarters, where we
track the performance of happy hour appetizers and other key market
indicators such as the sales of $2 Red Stripe:
If you want to ask one of the Sia siblings, any Sia, out on a date,
maybe pizza isn’t the best idea. Apparently, they just prefer
salad. Chris confirms it, and will be bringing the crunchy toppings
for you today.
Market analysts predicted that Aaron Jae would request at least one
pig product on his pizza, but in a surprising turn he’s gone for
tropical fusion. Expect interest rates and basslines to respond
accordingly to this sunny move.
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