Equity: Piotron and Shissla

Chemists at False Profit labs are working overtime to refine our newly-discovered element, Avant, and prepare a polished specimen for public display on Saturday. However, there are always some spare test tubes full of unknown liquids, bubbling beakers, and honest-to-god fractional distillation by-products that we need to test. Fortunately, we have two highly esteemed scientists joining us at Equity this week to assist.

Piotron (artichoke pesto sun dried tomato garlic pepperoncini spinach olive)
Shissla (chef’s choice)

We also need an advance group for a human study. If you are familiar with bass, experience symptoms of rhythmic pulsation, or have other rave-related disorders, we encourage you to join us at Equity. Typical studies of this sort require a control group but considering that it’s happy hour on a Wednesday, an out-of-control group will have to suffice.