Dividend: Fashion and Bass (benchun, Neptune, F’kir)

Coming on the heels of Priceless — where False Profit, LLC successfully saturated the market with both High and Low End necessities — yet another market bomb is on the way. The investor-friendly company is teaming up with Missing Piece and diversifying its assets in order to bring investors a Dividend of both Bass and Fashion.

“When you provide investors with the frequencies of benchun, Neptune and F’kir, the market responds,” noted Market Analyst Amy LeBlanc. “But when you add in three designers and three poets, it becomes a value proposition so compelling that everyone will invest everything they’ve got.”

The last time False Profit and Missing Piece worked together they produced the critically acclaimed Alchemy, which was so unorthodox that there were whispers of collusion charges inside the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). The SEC was unavailable for comment about the upcoming Dividend, but considering the unlimited potential upside for investors, it is unlikely that the Commission will investigate.

DJs: benchun (False Profit), Neptune (Beat Church), F’kir (elderfae.net)
Designers: KAYO, Steven Lai, Miranda Caroligne
Poets: Jennifer Fox Bennet, David Behnken, Mandeep Sethi
Live painting: Dangermarc