Equity: Welder and Satsi

So you’re in the kitchen making some pizza, like usual. This guy comes to your door with a big bag. You’ve never met him before. He tells you he’s here to help with the pizza, so you let him in the kitchen and he starts pulling all this weird stuff out of his grocery bag. You’re a little confused but you let him put the stuff on the pizza, and after 25 minutes at 350 degrees, everything tastes great. That guy is Satsi.

On the other hand, say you’re in the kitchen making pizza again. Doorbell. This time, there’s a different guy at your door with a bunch of boxes. He asks politely if he can show you something. You let him in and it turns out that he already made four different really good pizzas and brought them over just in case you wanted some. That guy is Welder.

This would be really odd if it wasn’t an analogy. So leave the pizza-making to the pros, and come enjoy the beats with False Profit at Equity. Our happy hour goes down at Il Pirata right after work.

Welder (veggie deluxe/hold the cheese)
Satsi (hold the anchovies and pineapple)

That’s right. Pizza in the kitchen, and it’s getting hot in here.