This Valentine’s Day FP is getting down and dirty. Join us at Il Pirata to celebrate romance with drinks and dinner by candlelight — with your favorite freaks and your favorite slow jams. Let’s get it on.

Mozaic (tomatoes/feta/olives)
Baby Daddy (tomatoes/feta/olives)

For reserved seating and dinner specials, contact Jenny at the False Profit romance hotline by calling 867-5309.