Equity IPO: Alxndr

False Profit’s new happy hour for professionals.

False Profit has a new happy hour at Il Pirata, and the first one is coming up. This and every second Wednesday of the month, residents Boreta and benchun will put down that sound while you pound. What sound, you ask? The sound of hip hop glitched and remixed to drop the bassline every time. Breakbeat to the negative sixth dimensional power, if you feel me there. We got Alxndr from Downlow to help us start things off right this week.

It all gets started 6:00pm and runs until 9:30. Il Pirata is over at 16th and Potrero. We’re about to kick off this first one on Flag Day, so look for the corporate flag of the United States flying proud outside. It’s just $1 to build Equity with us, and don’t forget that we guarantee a zero percent financial return. Guaranteed.