Dividend: Queen Agnes B, Forest Green, Jordan

d i v i d e n d

thursday, 03.23.2006
10p-2a
nickie’s, 460 haight st sf ca

sonic wealth, (read: breakbeat music)
redistributed (read: played at high volume so you can dance to it)

THIS MONTH’S FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS:

The Company beyond Corporations delivers again, on track to exceed all
estimates with a product designed to keep your interest rates rising
right through tax season. Taking advantage of unprecedentedly awesome
market conditions, all financial returns have been safely stocked away
in FDIC-insured bass-heavy grooves and emerging market melodies,
guaranteed to keep the zero dollar income streams bumping and grinding
for the foreseeable future. It’s a fucking party, and we can’t stop
loving it.

Here are you March 2006 Executive Consultants, guaranteed to unlock
your core value propositions:

Queen Agnes B (Sister SF) ::: breakbeats.electro

Forest Green (Sister SF // Daly City Records) ::: electro.techno.idm

Jordan (Neurogenesix) ::: idm.machine beats

……… bar tended by chocolate syrup wrestling champion azure
…. door manned by sean doesn’tgiveashit
……. warm inviting atmosphere by the false profit public relations
directorate

dividend: the investment we keep on giving