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Come LIQUIDATE the FPHQ, March 26

Time: Sat, Mar 26, 2005 at 10:00 PM - Sun, Mar 27, 2005 at 10:00 AM
Location: 43 Norfolk

Final Sale; Best Deals of the Millenium!

As you may know, ownership of FPHQ has recently changed hands, and The Company is moving to new a new, soon-to-be-announced location in San Francisco. So on March 26, False Profit is saying goodbye to 43 Norfolk with LIQUIDATE, the last party ever to happen at that location! The Company is clearing out all the old late-night entertainment to make room for the new models - all the fun must go!

A Memory Good Enough To Buy

Do you remember the time when you came to the party at FPHQ and had to step over the sewage water to get to the porto-potty? Or when you heard that DJ set at 43 Norfolk that made you start rubbing yourself? How about the time when the cops shined a Maglite right in your huge pupils? Or that hilarious time when your friend took just a little too much to be at a warehouse full of people? And when you met that extreme hottie and never got their number?

Now you can come reminisce about these good times - and many more - using False Profit’s exclusive new life-enhancement product: Memorable Moments. At LIQUIDATE, partygoers will have access to licenses* for Memorable Moments - with each license, you can go to the scene of one of your favorite memories at FPHQ and think about it once! Make them count! Share them with friends!

Now, how much would you expect to pay for a license for one Memorable Moment? Guess lower. Still lower. No, fool, even lower! That’s right, you get three Memorable Moments absolutely free with your donation at the door! You will not want to miss this special, one-time offer.

So you get the fun, the dancing, the Corporate love, and the Memorable Moments, all for the suggested donation of $10 … With a spectacular all-star DJ lineup including:

Donna Matrix / Kraddy / Smoove / Laird / Kap’n Kirk / 8Ball / Joe Encarnacion / ALXNDR / benchun / halon / and more TBA…

( * Note: The licenses are not physical, tangible, or in any sense real. Guests are expected to use three at maximum. Company agents will be watching. Re-selling of licenses is expressly encouraged. )

( Note: in a group recollection, each participant must use one Memorable Moment license. )

Date:
Wednesday 03.02.05

Time:
7:51 pm
File Under:
Events