In addition to being able to pronounce the word correctly, False Profit also sees “nuclear” weapons technology as an aberrant outcome of human intelligence. Only in a world of flawed metrics would developing devices capable of obliterating all life ever rise to the top of a civilization’s priority list. As an alternative, False Profit is planning to provide just enough shaking in the low-frequency audible spectrum to set you right on a Thursday night.

Condolezza Rice has dismissed our DJ lineup as being unable to rock the house, despite very clear evidence to the contrary. We’re taking it as a compliment:

- Joe Encarnacion (BFamily Records, Samurai Soundsystem)
- watson (False Profit)
- benchun (False Profit, Samurai Soundsystem)

Admission is free for investors, as always, and $5 for the tourists. Diplomacy should be our first choice.