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It’s not that we have our own secret spies… well, OK, we do.
Join the False Profit crew down at Nickie’s for the first Dividend of the new year, wherein we try to explain away our shady governmental power grab with the help of low-frequency sound.
DJs:
* Alibi (House of Lotus)
* Jauncy (MonkeyStrat Records)
* benchun (False Profit)
False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.
Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our corporate competitors.
Read The False Profit Manifesto for more details.
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