Dividend: Now at Nickie’s BBQ

False Profit’s Dividend goes regular, beginning at Nickie’s on Thursday, July 8.

Back By Popular Demand

On June 4, False Profit unveilied its off-site dance party, Dividend, at a special one-off event to test demand for this Company initiative. Dividend’s pilot episode excelled in the Nightlife Nielsens, easily winning its timeslot, so FP is bringing it back as a monthly event at Nickie’s BBQ in the Lower Haight. The first post-pilot episode is on Thursday, July 8, and all investors are invited to attend.

New-School Prune Juice

At Dividend’s pilot episode at Mighty in early June, many investors inquired whether the event would once again disappear as quickly as it had come. The Company would now like to assure all investors — thanks to fruitful negotiations with Nickie’s executives — that Dividend is now back as a regular event on every second Thursday at Nickie’s.

CEO James Belvedere Reynolds commented, “Dividend is ‘breakbeat Ex-Lax’ for our investors — guaranteed to keep them moving regularly.”