Dividend: Dr. Toast, Jauncy, benchun, Smoove

Young couples are lucrative market on Valentine’s Day False Profit is pleased to announce a new effort to reach out to the “urban romantic” demographic with the second installment of Dividend, its new monthly party at 26mix.

Executive Summary: DIVIDEND at 26 Mix 3024 Mission Street at 26th Street Valentine’s Day, Saturday, February 14, 9p - 2a $ free for FP investors (THAT’S YOU!), $2 for everyone else

Young couples are lucrative market on Valentine’s Day False Profit is pleased to announce a new effort to reach out to the “urban romantic” demographic with the second installment of Dividend, its new monthly party at 26mix. The Corporation is targeting this market segment with drink specials on “car bombs”, a traditional Irish delight; and Sierra Nevada, the fine American ale. Industry-insider reports indicate that these products are likely to magnify the romantic component of both pre-existing and potential relationships. CEO James Bevedere Reynolds said, “What’s Valentine’s Day without car bombs and Sierra? Probably about as sexy as a colostomy.” False Profit launched Dividend last month in order to outsource late-night entertainment from its HQ in SoMa. The Corporation will achieve a higher rate of party throughput with smaller marginal costs, while still retaining the option to throw down at FPHQ. The event is held every second Saturday, and includes a mix of dance-music genres. This month’s romantic DJs…

* 9-10 - dr. toast (false profit)
* 10-11:30 - jauncy (moksha tribe)
* 11:30-12:30 - benchun (false profit)
* 12:30 - 2 - smoove (space cowboys)