Dividend: Inve$t Yourself

Vigorous partying metastasizes to Mission District nightspot

False Profit is pleased to announced the first installment of its monthly party this Saturday at 26mix, on Mission Street north of Cesar Chavez. Dividend will include dance music of multiple genres and will take place every second Saturday of the month. The Corporation has secured free entry for all False Profit investors who identify themselves as such upon entry.

Corporation outsources music and dancing to 26mix

Most Americans consumers have witnessed how the invisible hand has shifted production across national borders in order to efficiently connect supply and demand. False Profit, after a detailed scouting and vetting process, now launches Dividend as an optimal opportunity to outsource a share of late-night celebration from its corporate HQ. Analysts predict The Company will achieve a higher rate of party throughput with smaller marginal costs, while still retaining the option to throw down at FPHQ. CEO James Belvedere Reynolds said, “The executive bedroom is mere feet from a 1,000-watt EV three-way speaker and a powered Mackie 18 inch subwoofer. I, for one, can sleep easier with this move.”

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