Monkey Vs Robot Showcase

On Saturday, August 2, False Profit will officially unveil its new, long-awaited product ” MONKEY vs ROBOT ” at an all-night bash at the Corporate headquarters. This unique offering will be fully available only during a one-week distribution at a trade fair/corporate retreat in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert at the end of August.

Time: Sat, Aug 2, 2003 at 10:00 PM – Sun, Aug 3, 2003 at 5:00 AM
Location: FPHQ

FP Boosts Monkey and Robot

On Saturday, August 2, False Profit will officially unveil its new, long-awaited product — MONKEY vs ROBOT — at an all-night bash at the Corporate headquarters. This unique offering will be fully available only during a one-week distribution at a trade fair/corporate retreat in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert at the end of August. Investors in attendance at the August 2 event will be treated to a one-time sneak preview of that release, including early work on selected thematic and artistic elements.

At the upcoming August trade fair, the newly-formed MONKEY vs ROBOT (MvR) Division will actively and wholly represent The Corporation, which seeks to increase MvR’s brand value by associating it with other FP brands in the minds of Bay Area residents already familiar with The Corporation’s exceptional products and services.

MvR: a product with universal appeal

New Vice-president for Vision Camille Scribner, head of the MvR Division, says the new product is a breakthrough for The Corporation in its effort to penetrate broadly and deeply into the minds of potential investors. “MONKEY vs ROBOT highlights a tension humanity has never escaped. We are primal, hedonistic, earthly animals. We are also intelligent, abstract, progressive beings. Whereas traditional advertising can quickly access consumers’ reptilian brains, our approach provides more complete access to investors’ psyches. It’s a damn good philosphical question and, more importantly, a powerful marketing tool.”

USPTO OKs MvR, FP’s PP

In launching MONKEY vs ROBOT, The Corporation is introducing a first for the entire nation. The MvR Division is happy to announce that it has received the US Patent and Trademark Office’s (PTO) inaugural recognition of “Philosophical Property” (PP), a logical outgrowth of the ever-increasing emphasis placed on corporate Intellectual Property (IP). FP executives say its PP, including MvR, will ensure that The Corporation retains its healthy grip on mindshare through August and beyond.

Entering The Battleground

False Profit invites all investors to the upcoming party and requests a donation of $10 with their admission to help defray the cost of the various works in progress that will be shown at the event. The Corporation will also welcome attendees in with a $5 donation if they participate in the theme of the party in any of three ways:

Bring a robot or monkey. These can come in any form, but must be somewhat interesting and/or attractive.
Be a robot or monkey. This will be interpreted loosely, and the costumes or guises need not be very literal. Investors are welcome to focus on qualities that are distinctive to the robot and monkey: technological, abstract, futuristic; primal, natural, animalistic.
Answer an essential question: Who will win the epic MONKEY vs ROBOT struggle? How and when will that victory come about? Describe in as much detail as you like and interpret the question however you like. To earn admission with a discounted donation, answers must be enlightening, beautiful, and/or entertaining, and must be emailed in by
5pm Saturday. One-word answers will only get you a friendly handshake. One-sentence answers earn a pat on the back. True effort lands your name on the discount-admission list.

Music For Dancing

* smoove

* ultraviolet

* adam ohana

* donna matrix

* benchun