Tuesday Night Party, 2010

Everytown, Everywhere – Main Street is bustling as rumors spread that False Profit, LLC’s Center for Applied Planning is in the midst of a study suggesting that unpredictable communities – when in close proximity to one another – will often generate unpredictable dividends for all involved.

As the theory goes, adjacent communities begin to function as an organic whole, pooling community resources and knowledge, creating long-term cultural by-products – or ‘institutions’ – that transcend any individual community.

Dr. Kelly Burns, False Profit’s Distinguished Professor of Industrial Psychology explains, “These ‘institutions’ help form the backbone of what we in the industry like to call, ‘cities’.”

The Theory of General Institutionalization is already being used to support the resurgence of cosmopolitanism. If mixing communities is not a zero-sum game, then everyone can get their dividends.

Institute Specialists at False Profit plan to demonstrate this theory during an institution of their own – the Tuesday Night party from the Space Cowboy’s Unimog – in the downtown center of Black Rock Metropolis at 4:30 & Esplanade, the headquarters of The Institute – an unpredictable village of The Phage, Relaxomatic Plushatorium, and False Profit, LLC.

Professor of Hyphynated Social Structuring at False Profit’s Lab for Applied Chaos, Brendan Colloran said in a rare off the cuff remark, “With so many communities involved, it may sound crazy. One may even be tempted to drop a freeway over that mess. That temptation, however, would be a mistake. While the party will likely get crazy, there’s an even higher probability that shit will get institutional.”

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Tuesday Night, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at Black Rock City, NV | On Facebook »

San Francisco, CA – Wall Street is buzzing today from rumors that False Profit, LLC’s Center for Applied Psychonomics has developed a theory suggesting that unpredictable fluctuations in the Bass Market actually induce investors to invest more, with greater frequencies and greater volumes.

Sources inside the company are saying that instead of a submitting an
article for peer-review, the Center plans to demonstrate their new
theory of “institutionalization” in the downtown center of Nevada’s Black
Rock Metropolis, Tuesday, August 31st at the intersection of 4:30 & Esplanade.


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