Upcoming Events Jul
3
12:00 pm - Priceless
Jul
8
5:30 pm - Equity: Ill.Gates (downtempo set) and Shipwrek
Jul
11
4:00 pm - Sand by the Ton
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Midsummer Night’s Revelry

msnd_flyer_blackbg1Sure, it was nice to have Jazz and Champagne that first year. And then we all had fun adventures with Alice in Wonderland the next time. So much fun, in fact, that we decided to go with Dr. Suess last year. The only thing that seems to be lacking from our portfolio is some Serious Literature. And so, to give our attention where it is most needed, False Profit, LLC proudly presents the party-inside-the-party at Priceless 2009: Midsummer Night’s Revelry.

Read More... Posted 06.14 / 6pm, File Under: News

Spring Training 2009

Great workout campers! Add your photos to the False Profit pool with the tag “springtraining09″ and they will appear here.

Read More... Posted 05.18 / 11am, File Under: News

False Profit, LLC: Bigger than Money

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our corporate competitors.

Read The False Profit Manifesto for more details.