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Priceless 2015

Once again, False Profit will hold the annual Priceless camp-out in early July. Tickets are unfortunately all sold out, but all info can be found at

Baroot, the Priceless mascot, 2015 edition

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Spring Training 2014

Sunday, May 18, 12p – 7p
Joaquin Miller Park, Oakland

Dr. Toast

Note: This year’s event will be held at a new location in Joaquin Miller Park. From Joaquin Miller Rd., turn into the park onto the uphill location of Sanborn Drive. Sanborn is a loop and you want the one that is here, opposite Robinsin Drive. ¬†Follow Sanborn Drive and park in one of the three parking lots on your left. If the lots are full, park on Joaquin Miller Road. From Sanborn, follow the signs and the bass to the event.

Further Note: As always, Spring Training is a

Read More... Posted 05.13 / 7am, File Under: Events, Featured

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